Deul eu want to come back home lad?
The Liverpool Echo have done the equivalent of a super model in skimpy undies tying a man to a bed, tickling his balls and then saying “I’ll be back soon” before wandering out the room.
Today they have run a story which says that says that Gerard Deulofeu wants to return to Everton to try and kick-start his career.
The paper features no quotes, but says that Gerard is determined to return to Everton to continue his work with Everton boss Roberto Martinez. They also state that Barcelona will listen to offers for the winger that got fans off their seats.
Deulofeu enjoyed a frustrating campaign on loan at Sevilla last season and their coach Unai Emery was critical of him as he was about to leave.
If Barca will listen to offers and Deulofeu does want to rejoin then the ball is firmly in the Everton management teams court. Over to you Bill.
Does anyone know how long the supermodel will be?
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