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Player Niels Nkounkou

BraintreeBlue

TEF Member
fantastic going forwards and delivers a great cross. Still not been tested going the other way and thats where he needs to show he can cope if he wants to play in the first team.
 

thebluenose

TEF Member
He really is a class act.

Digne is class, but I deffo think we could give him a day off and give this kid a prem start
 

Midnight_Blue

TEF Member
A joy to watch....

The left side seems sorted for the time being. Was worried with Baines gone, but can relax a bit now.

The right back options need sorting out sharp ish because Kenny has turned into Hibbert all of a sudden.
 

DannyEFC

Alan Myers
Terrific signing by Brands and looks like we have our long term successor to Digne should be continue to develop at this rate.

He’s an absolute unit too.
 

Quinnylad

TEF Member
Terrific signing by Brands and looks like we have our long term successor to Digne should be continue to develop at this rate.

He’s an absolute unit too.
With the way Digne has gotten his form back this season, we will be lucky to hold onto him past this season, so seeing this lad play is a double joy to watch. Could be a real gem
 

thebluenose

TEF Member
Quarter mill, quarter mill niels nkounkou
Quarter mill, quarter mill by brands (or David, or Kenwright's ma...delete as applicable)
 

Mr Kirk

Branflakes cunt
Don't think anyone got the joke

*Sulks*
I got it, you're saying all blacks look the same and that he came in on the banana boat. You even made up a song for him.

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Play all night and I won't stop run
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Cross the ball and they score for fun
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

A beautiful bulge like ripe banana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
No, I can't sell you marijuana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and I wan' go home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and I wan' go home
 

Watson

TEF Member
Nice site lads.
 

Romeo Sensini

TEF Member
I got it, you're saying all blacks look the same and that he came in on the banana boat. You even made up a song for him.

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Play all night and I won't stop run
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Cross the ball and they score for fun
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

A beautiful bulge like ripe banana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
No, I can't sell you marijuana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot length
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home
Come, mister toffee man, no my names not Gana
I'm Niels Nkounkou and they wan' send me home

Hello, Hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and I wan' go home
Hey, me say hey, me say hey, me say hey
Me say hey, me say hello
I'm Niels Nkounkou and I wan' go home
You forgot to put (to the tune of _______) underneath, cardinal kipper sin that
 

Mr Kirk

Branflakes cunt
You forgot to put (to the tune of _______) underneath, cardinal kipper sin that
Talking about Harry Belafonte and the banana boat wasn’t enough? Crikey, remind me not to bother posting in the death pool when he croaks it.
 

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