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EdMcDonald

TEF Member
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DRINK WITH
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DO YA MORTGAGEEEEEEE
AND IF
YA KNOW
YA KEV-ISTORY
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ROG MOORE GO
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
WE DON'T CARE WHAT MLWEFC @MLWEFC SAYS
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE
COS WE ALWAYS KNOW
THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOW
AND IT WON'T COMPARE TO LINE OF DUTY IN KEV'S OPINIOOONNNNN

Shalom.
יהוה ה 'ילך ויסלח לך.
 

pablo_p

TEF Member
Much as I adore Kevin's effort, I don't think the world is quite ready for it.

But I do agree we need more songs.

Thoughts on Allez Allez Allez Oh but changing the last line to Marco's blue army?

Yes it's a rehash, but I quite liked hearing it ringing out.
 
Much as I adore Kevin's effort, I don't think the world is quite ready for it.

But I do agree we need more songs.

Thoughts on Allez Allez Allez Oh but changing the last line to Marco's blue army?

Yes it's a rehash, but I quite liked hearing it ringing out.
We 100% need a new chant, Allez Oh was the last half decent one that got belted out regular.
 

kev1

TEF Mortgage Broker - Mr. U-Turn
Much as I adore Kevin's effort, I don't think the world is quite ready for it.

But I do agree we need more songs.

Thoughts on Allez Allez Allez Oh but changing the last line to Marco's blue army?

Yes it's a rehash, but I quite liked hearing it ringing out.
I will work on a new one... I like Allez Allez and is not their song either!
 

kev1

TEF Mortgage Broker - Mr. U-Turn
Every week we go to watch
The boys in blue and white
We are Marcos army and we hate the fucking shite....

We’ve won the league 9 times you know and now our time has come
We are a massive club and our name is Everton....

Allez Allez

Come on boys - get it sung!!!
 

dedoododontdedo

TEF Member
Much as I adore Kevin's effort, I don't think the world is quite ready for it.

But I do agree we need more songs.

Thoughts on Allez Allez Allez Oh but changing the last line to Marco's blue army?

Yes it's a rehash, but I quite liked hearing it ringing out.
The fields of goodison road?

We won it 1 times? The sportpesa cup, we won it 1 times
 

Ste lucas

TEF Member
Every week we go to watch
The boys in blue and white
We are Marcos army and we hate the fucking shite....

We’ve won the league 9 times you know and now our time has come
We are a massive club and our name is Everton....

Allez Allez

Come on boys - get it sung!!!
 

Mr Kirk

Forum food fraud
I’ve written a song about Kev if it helps. Ahhhmmm

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know
And you over think
Always speak
Cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know that
You're not gonna change
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down, down.
 

Hugo's left kidney

‘connected’
I’ve written a song about Kev if it helps. Ahhhmmm

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know
And you over think
Always speak
Cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know that
You're not gonna change
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down, down.

 

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