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New song

kev1

TEF Mortgage Broker - Mr. U-Turn
I still think it’s a goer.
im Copyrighting it
 

kev1

TEF Mortgage Broker - Mr. U-Turn
Come on then - let’s see the creativity of you lot. Something a bit more original than Ton Ton Ton.
 
Everton are the best
Kevin is a pest
of the sex variety
he's chubby so needs to diety
Ton Ton Ton
 

Mug

TEF Member
Kev once wrote a song
It’s sounded all wrong
He’s asked for advice
Next time he’ll think twice
It started off quite bad
And ended fucking sad
So we all had to join in
To throw in him in the bin
 

kev1

TEF Mortgage Broker - Mr. U-Turn
Kev once wrote a song
It’s sounded all wrong
He’s asked for advice
Next time he’ll think twice
It started off quite bad
And ended fucking sad
So we all had to join in
To throw in him in the bin
Not bad but it needs to be about Everton. I like how you want it to be about me.
 

TylerDurden

Filthy piece of toe-rag
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DRINK WITH
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DO YA MORTGAGEEEEEEE
AND IF
YA KNOW
YA KEV-ISTORY
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ROG MOORE GO
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
WE DON'T CARE WHAT MLWEFC @MLWEFC SAYS
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE
COS WE ALWAYS KNOW
THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOW
AND IT WON'T COMPARE TO LINE OF DUTY IN KEV'S OPINIOOONNNNN
 

Mick Blue

Pervert & possible Love Islander

ScottM

Top Everton ITK
Been thinking that we need a few new songs and whilst out walking the dog I thought of this one. Yes it’s Allez Allez but it’s not ‘theirs’

So here it is

If you know your history
We’ve won the league 9 times
But we haven’t won a cup since 1995
Now’s the time to end that stat
Our time has really come
We are a massive club
AND OUR NAME IS EVERTON

Allez Allez Allez......
 

kev1

TEF Mortgage Broker - Mr. U-Turn
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DRINK WITH
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DO YA MORTGAGEEEEEEE
AND IF
YA KNOW
YA KEV-ISTORY
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ROG MOORE GO
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
WE DON'T CARE WHAT MLWEFC @MLWEFC SAYS
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE
COS WE ALWAYS KNOW
THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOW
AND IT WON'T COMPARE TO LINE OF DUTY IN KEV'S OPINIOOONNNNN

 

AnthonyC

Admin
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DRINK WITH
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DO YA MORTGAGEEEEEEE
AND IF
YA KNOW
YA KEV-ISTORY
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ROG MOORE GO
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
WE DON'T CARE WHAT MLWEFC @MLWEFC SAYS
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE
COS WE ALWAYS KNOW
THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOW
AND IT WON'T COMPARE TO LINE OF DUTY IN KEV'S OPINIOOONNNNN
 

graeme

TEF Member
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DRINK WITH
HE'S A GRAND OLD JEW TO DO YA MORTGAGEEEEEEE
AND IF
YA KNOW
YA KEV-ISTORY
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ROG MOORE GO
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
WE DON'T CARE WHAT MLWEFC @MLWEFC SAYS
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE
COS WE ALWAYS KNOW
THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOW
AND IT WON'T COMPARE TO LINE OF DUTY IN KEV'S OPINIOOONNNNN
Fucking hell I was staying out of this thread after reading kev's post until i realised you couldn't catch aids twice.

Glad I did that's fantastic.
 

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