I am God

[God]

You have no idea about the strings I've had to pull this week for you guys.

You're welcome.

 

[Mike]

Get your bollocks out

 

[God]

Get your bollocks out

I am the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

Only two out of the three have bollocks.

 

[Mr Kirk]

Was Mary a good shag, you rapist cunt?

 

[God]

Was Mary a good shag, you rapist cunt?

She was 13 when unnamed god met her, so I wouldn't know, your honour.

 

[Mug]

Theres only one holy trinity Evertonians are interested in you false God.

 

[God]

Theres only one holy trinity Evertonians are interested in you false God.

I am Harvey, Kendall, and Ball.

 

[jon]

Which god?
Which narrative are you following? If we could get someone like Thunor onside, that would be good.

 

[God]

Which god?
Which narrative are you following? If we could get someone like Thunor onside, that would be good.

I am one God. I am all gods.

 

[jon]

I am one God. I am all gods.

That's not how it works.

 

[Mug]

I am Harvey, Kendall, and Ball.

Sounds like an ecumenical question

 

[God]

I

That's not how it works.

Fell asleep until half time on Thursday, and 75 minutes today. Give me a break.

 

[jon]

I

Fell asleep until half time on Thursday, and 75 minutes today. Give me a break.

It shows in your quoting. Hardly omnipotent.

 

[son-of-goodis]

Do you drink in The Blob ?

 

[Bluebru]

Was it you who told Hodgson to do this?

View: https://twitter.com/ryanthruss/status/1522970494026371077?s=21&t=UuffjNE8nhqLFWtkXQH0Og

 

[AlPacino]

God spelt backwards is Dog

Amazing

 

[Kim Jong-un]

 

[God]

It shows in your quoting. Hardly omnipotent.

You try typing on a phone on a bus when you're half pissed.

 

[God]

Stevie Peanuts knew.

 

[jon]

You try typing on a phone on a bus when you're half pissed.

Makes a change from "Christ on a bike".