Player Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Phil H]

He's filming an advert for TV

 

[_blue_balls]

View: https://twitter.com/ElBobble/status/1488980345827516416

 

[Potrik]

It’s off.

 

[Mick Blue]

This all coincides with him wearing skirts and carrying handbags. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s had his bollocks removed and the injuries are the result of a drop in testosterone.

 

[Kim Jong-un]

This all coincides with him wearing skirts and carrying handbags. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s had his bollocks removed and the injuries are the result of a drop in testosterone.

Visited the same surgeon as Hamez, I've heard.

 

[Mick Blue]

Visited the same surgeon as Hamez, I've heard.

The team definitely lacks bollocks.

 

[Mike]

You'd like to think he's just being rested as he was for the previous cup game but then why say it's a knee injury. Having said that, bobble nonce has been slightly off with some injury news of late so fingers crossed.

I'm seriously concerned the club maybe should have sent him for surgery and opted not to, just as they should've done for Gbamin initially.

 

[Toffee Ste]

You'd like to think he's just being rested as he was for the previous cup game but then why say it's a knee injury. Having said that, bobble nonce has been slightly off with some injury news of late so fingers crossed.

I'm seriously concerned the club maybe should have sent him for surgery and opted not to, just as they should've done for Gbamin initially.

I don't think he gets full bits.
Probably rested because of recent injuries such as his knee. And he's put 2 and 2 together.

I hope

 

[scott_efc]

You'd like to think he's just being rested as he was for the previous cup game but then why say it's a knee injury. Having said that, bobble nonce has been slightly off with some injury news of late so fingers crossed.

I'm seriously concerned the club maybe should have sent him for surgery and opted not to, just as they should've done for Gbamin initially.

He hasnt been off with injury news though. What hes said has differed from the clubs official line like on Delph but ulrimatly he looks closer to the mark.

 

[Bluebru]

I don't think he gets full bits.
Probably rested because of recent injuries such as his knee. And he's put 2 and 2 together.

I hope

I think what’s really happened is that Calvert Lewin was scheduled to finish training at 5 o clock yesterday and refused to stay a minute longer, and so Lampard has dropped him as a final warning before sacking him

 

[scott_efc]

The one good thing about signing Alli is it means we can play Richarlison up top with him behind and no Rondon. Leaves us short centrally but anything is better than Rondon

 

[thebluenose]

I swear to god! If tapas tits has ruined his career, I'm going to firebomb his house in Caldy.

Might not be the right house...but I'm sure he will get the message

 

[Dario Terracotta]

"Whilst doing some personal training"... could be the new "work event with cheese"..

 

[T1878]

As long as he’s fit for Tuesday.

 

[Kyoto]

We've gotten about 4 games out of him this season, fucking unreal.

 

[Mike]

"Dominic Calvert-Lewin picked up a small knock in the last game so won't be available on Saturday. We hope he can be back for the games coming up."

 

[toffee_boy_andy]

Not looking great for the rest of the season. Seems that he trains ok, but then each time he plays a game he suffers a setback

 

[TheFace]

You'd like to think he's just being rested as he was for the previous cup game but then why say it's a knee injury. Having said that, bobble nonce has been slightly off with some injury news of late so fingers crossed.

I'm seriously concerned the club maybe should have sent him for surgery and opted not to, just as they should've done for Gbamin initially.

Rested? Hes just had 3 months off

 

[Mike]

He’s fucked, isn’t he?

Obviously not forever but he genuinely shouldn’t be near games right now

 

[Mick Blue]

He’s fucked, isn’t he?

I thought he was alright yesterday. His hold up play was good and he was pretty dominant in the air too. Looked desperate for a goal and that showed in some of his decision making.