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Recent content by Hugo's left kidney

  1. Hugo's left kidney

    The 27 Campaign

    Poor Rita doesn't know who she's looking at now.
  2. Hugo's left kidney

    The 27 Campaign

    In fact, I'm changing the name of the Swedish coaching collective to Bengt.
  3. Hugo's left kidney

    The 27 Campaign

    Nobody watches Star Trek
  4. Hugo's left kidney

    The 27 Campaign

    The comedy street theatre has taken an avant-garde turn. This is why I think the entire football side of the club should be run by a Swedish coaching collective called Bjorn.
  5. Hugo's left kidney

    Next manager

    Fronk's 4,000 Tory meits? 3 forum memes for the price of one right there.
  6. Hugo's left kidney

    Next manager

    We sacked this cart yet?
  7. Hugo's left kidney

    Marcel Brands

    He was hounded out by a certain section of our own "supporters". So much better of now.
  8. Hugo's left kidney

    Player Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    I have reduced your quote down to its essential part. It would change all our lives for the better.
  9. Hugo's left kidney

    Match Thread Everton v Aston Villa 22/01/22 k.o. 12.30 Saturday

    We are laughably wank now.
  10. Hugo's left kidney

    Unnamed Player Arrested

    He said big dave isn't a footballer. Big dave iwobi he's known to his mates.
  11. Hugo's left kidney

    Unnamed Player Arrested

    Who told you my nickname?
  12. Hugo's left kidney

    Sport Football 2021/2022

    Go ed, Lev's taking on allcomers.
  13. Hugo's left kidney

    Next manager

    Kenwright wanted Gary Megson 20 years ago.
  14. Hugo's left kidney

    Next manager

    It's a new concept called money burning.
  15. Hugo's left kidney

    Player Yerry Mina

    I may or may not be a doctor, and I can confirm that the above is possibly true.
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