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Recent content by Dixie

  1. Dixie

    Match Thread Everton V Manchester Utd Sunday 1/03/2020 ko 14:00

    It's probably been asked but why didnt the lazy, useless fucker move his arse ?
  2. Dixie

    General Everton Talk

    Any kind nonce with a subscription to The Athletic copy and paste the article with Heitinga for me?
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    Player Fabian Delph

    He best be forced to clean Holgate's boots for the foreseeable future.
  4. Dixie

    Match Thread Watford v Everton. Saturday 1st Feb, 3pm

    There is him and some other dour cunt, a Brummie I think, who just genuinely hate us. Gonna feel good when they stop living.
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    Management Carlo Ancelotti

    I couldn't even get that win rate on Fifa playing on amateur with this squad.
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    Player Theo Walcott

    I still fucking hate him. Over the last few years he has probably genuinely cost us about 30 odd goals with the wrong decision or scuffed shot. It is genuinely a skill to pick the wrong option 99.99% of the time. Oh and his hair is extremely shit and makes him look like a silly sausage.
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    General Everton Talk

    Barry Horne still gives him the MotorRange Man of the Match award every week.
  8. Dixie

    Match Thread Useless shirkers v Brighton, Saturday 11th January, 3pm

    They know it's a pen, they just arent giving it. That's corruption in my book, or blatant cheating whatever.
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    Player Lucas 'Le Gourmand' Digne

    He probably ate him, the fat French pudding.
  10. Dixie

    Match Thread Liverpool v Everton k.o. 16:01 Sun 5/1/20 BBC1 FAcup

    I wonder what heartbreakingly late minute it will be this time? I'll go for the 95th minute
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    Match Thread Liverpool v Everton k.o. 16:01 Sun 5/1/20 BBC1 FAcup

    Get this cunt off the pitch now. Just get him away from my life.
  12. Dixie

    Match Thread Liverpool v Everton k.o. 16:01 Sun 5/1/20 BBC1 FAcup

    In what football brain do you think looping a ball slowly up in the air is the ball to pick there? I mean Walcott gives me heart problems.
  13. Dixie

    Darts

    First dart in the BDO a 1. Used to love Wolfie, King and all the old cunts back in the day. Seeing if Fordham was gonna collapse on stage the big fucking sweaty ham.
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    Rumour Alisher Usmanov - Ready to "Invest" in Everton

    I'll name my fucking kid USM if he wants me to. Pump us full of your wonderful money please.
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    Player Richarlison

    How hard does this cunt work? Makes me tired just watching him, the beautiful bastard.
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